What not to do when going through a drive-thru.

Ok, this is for you. For you people who say obnoxious things at the drive thru speaker and think I cannot hear it. ARE YOU KIDDING ME? You think you can just tell me to hold on and then chat away about how cute the new guy is on your cell phone, or play your loud gangster white boy music without me noticing that you aren't even trying to order? COME ON!

1. Don't talk on your cell phones while I am waiting for you to order. It is just rude and unnecessary, we don't even have a fast drive thru to begin with, so maybe wait till after the order. Plus when you get to the window it's going to be really awkward just taking your money like I don't know all about the fight you just has with your husband about your boyfriend.

2. If you do not know what you want, have hearing/seeing problems DO NOT go through the drive thru. Just come inside. I do not have time to scream the whole menu at you.

3.Keep in mind, you are not only speaking to the cashier when you are ordering, you are speaking to up to four people. So when you're telling me about the diarrhea your mother got last week from the chicken or if I'd please just give you my number, please consider the brutal insults we are throwing at you while doing so.

4. OMG DO NOT SMOKE AT MY WINDOW! If you can't smoke inside the building what gives you the right to smoke into the building? You think just because you smoke and your lungs are screwed my lungs should have to be as well? Not to mention when you flick your ashes at my face! HELLO!?! I'M HANDLING YOUR FOOD!

5.I don't want your garbage. Who ever decided it was acceptable to clean out your car at the drive thru window? I don't want your old pop cans or your Mcdonalds left overs. There's a garbage can five feet from the window. FIVE FEET. I would never even think to give the drive thru cashier MY old Wendy's bags, specially since she makes minimum wage and has a terrible job to begin with. You are not better than us, don't pretend you are.

6.Don't give me back your receipt. Do you think you're doing me a favor by telling me to keep your reciept why would I want that? Is it so hard to just take it? It's part of the order process, has been for years and years and yet you are soooooo lazy that you think I should throw it away for you. And God forbid something should be wrong with your order and you have no way of proving you didn't just steal it to begin with!

7.Don't blast your bass in the drive thru line. Is that supposed to impress me? It doesn't.

8.You seriously think it wise to be ignorant to someone who is getting your food for you? Seriously what do you get out of begin mean to me? I'm only doing my job. Which leads me to my next point.

9.Don't kill the messenger. I don't make your food I'm the cashier. You feel big and bad when you slam your food up on my counter and yell at the five foot pink haired girl until she cries? Does that help you sleep at night? You should be ashamed. I don't even make your food. Yelling at poor little old me will help you none, I do not get paid enough to deal with you.

10. Do not ever ever ever BEEP at the window. Most obnoxious thing ever. I will most diffidently be back to you. I will not abandon you, I will get you your sweet and sour sauce just as soon as your order is done. Do not beep. Please OH MY GOD do not beep. You are only embarrassing yourself. It will only make us move slower. I promise.

11.If you are going to take a billion years to order just come inside so you are not holding up my line, causing the customers behind you to perform 8,9, and 10.

12.Don't start fights with old drunk guys who are behind you in line. Fight after you guys have your food. When you get out of your cars and start throwing drinks around, well you don't look like a badass you like a dumb ass.

13.Don't go through a drive thru drunk. Seriously drinking and driving is a crime, and don't think I wont report you. So stupid.

14. I'm sure most of you haven't been drive thru cashiers so this one I'm less angry about, but don't yell at the speaker. I can hear you when you sneeze, I can hear you when you whisper angrily to your kids, I can hear your normal talking voice. Seriously no need to yell, hurts our ears and gives me the strong temptation to yell back, which isnt good for either of us.

15. Please wait to pull around until i tell you to do so. It is so annoying and rude t have someone drive away while i am still talking, it's okay if you don't care about our 1-800 number how painful can it be to just listen an extra 10 seconds?

16. When we ask if you will donate, BE POLITE. This is one of the worst points for me. I can not stand when people are rude about serious things. When i ask you to donate a dollar to feed world hunger and feed four children it's bad enough to deny me at least be nice! Do not laugh, do not insult the starving children, do not yell, do not cut me off while i'M ASKING, just be nice! Even saying no thank you or that's okay bothers me, seriously starving children is not okay and what are you thanking me for anyway? the best option here is to just donate it's only a dollar, you're getting a bunch of food for yourself you don't need, how about doing a little charity?

17. Do not be a creeper. Please do not hold my hand when I give you your drink, do not take my picture, do not say creepy and perverted things to me, If you really think any of that is acceptable and not creepy then you should obviously be in jail.

18.So this one is actually if you come inside, do not trash the lobby. We are human beings, no need for you to leave your trays on the tables tacos and chicken and such on the floors, if you're going to leave a mess you best leave some money on the table, because I am not a waitress, If you're going to treat me like one then tip me like one.

This makes me sound like a bitter person, which I am not. I am actually most likely the nicest drive thru cashier you'll ever meet, and while you all do those terrible things I stick a nice cheesy smile on my face. Anyways for those of you who have enough sense to know not to do those things already, mad props for not being the lazy scum of the earth. BRAVO! It;s customers like you that help me through the day.